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Name: Paul
Country: United States
State: Washington
Metro: Seattle
Birthday: 4/1/1982
Gender: Male
Interests: Memorizing area codes, Checking the weather forecast, Improving modern dance moves, and Going to the zoo.
Expertise: Being half man, and half amazing
Occupation: Student
Industry: Pharmacy
Message: message me
Website: visit my website
Member Since:
11/28/2002
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| A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant.
The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they don't sell rectum deodorant and never have.
Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some more.
"I'm sorry," says the pharmacist, "We don't have any." 'But, I always buy it here,' says the blonde .
"Do you have the container that it came in?" asks the pharmacist.
"Yes," said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it."
She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm
deodorant.'"
Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container ...
"TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM." | | |
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When I look into your eyes, I am transported to another world where just the two of us exist.
I forget everything and everyone around me.
When I sit next to you, I come alive with life-giving energy.
Something I've never felt within my core stirs.
I wish I could be with you. I wish you could love me back.
I respect that you can't love me the way that I love you.
But I sit, and I wait, and I hope.
You make me feel so safe. You make me feel secure. You give me confidence.
I know that everything will be alright because you are right here by my side.
You speak as if you mean nothing, to me your words mean everything.
When I hear your voice I feel so alive.
I wish I could be with you. I wish you could love me back.
I respect that you can't love me the way that I love you.
But I sit, and I wait, and I hope.
Your presence is so strong. I feel your spirit dancing next to mine.
Your scent draws me to you, the kinda scent that is worth my time
To stop, smell, and take with me forever.
I could just sit here in your presence, basking in your embrace.
I wish I could be with you. I wish you could love me back.
I respect that you can't love me the way that I love you.
But I sit, and I wait, and I hope.
And I hope some more. But Alas!
We were never meant to be.
Two arrows flying towards the sun.
You and me, side by side.
That's all we were ever meant to be.
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| Today was one of the most amazing days at work. I was eating lunch around 2 pm when a code got broadcasted over the PA system. I asked the pharmacist if I could go to the code with her to observe. She said yes, but was in the middle of finishing up an order; so she asked me to take the pharmacy emergency response box and go ahead - she would catch up. I went to the code by myself, all pumped up and ready to save a life. I was feeling somewhat terrified at the thought of showing up by myself and responding to an emergency - with no experience. I show up to the location of the code - on the fourth floor of the hospital right outside of the elevators. There were nurses and doctors bustling all around. I saw blood on the floor - and a woman with medical staff all around her supporting her. Then I see the most precious little baby girl on the floor. The woman apparently was visiting a friend at the hospital. As she walked out of the elevator, the baby just slid out of her. There were no contractions or signs that the baby was ready to be born. The baby literally just slipped out of the uterus in one stride. The woman's panties caught the baby and the placenta and slid to the floor. She stood there in shock as the father tried to help the baby, getting his hands all bloodied. I stood there mesmerized by the little baby girl covered in birth goop and blood, laying there on the floor. Birth was one of the most beautiful sights I have ever seen. Can you imagine coming into the world like that? It was like she couldn't wait to be born, and demanded that the world let her into it.
They didn't need any pharmacy services, but the experience was just so amazing. Life is so amazing.
...I am so ready to have a baby right now...LOL | | |
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You Belong in Paris
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Stylish and expressive, you were meant for Paris.
The art, the fashion, the wine!
Whether you're enjoying the cafe life or a beautiful park...
You'll love living in the most chic place on earth.
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| Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. pettry amzanig huh? | | |
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